Mark my words the illumination intro for the mario movie is gonna have a minion get the fire flower and then he throws a fireball and then it hits another minion and his ass catches on fire and he starts screaming and running around
howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked